So apparently I have a job working with management I like all of. Who knew?

geromykyle:

do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second

(Source: brozoi)

donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

(Source: ignorntatheist)

muscleluvr2:

the fact that women have to fake orgasms so that dudes who dont care about giving them orgasms dont have to feel bad about not giving them orgasms after making no effort to in the first place is ridiculous

kyasedi:

Preview of my trip to Paris. Marie Antoinette’s bedroom in Versailles. Click for better quality.
Please do not repost or remove my watermark. 

kyasedi:

Preview of my trip to Paris. Marie Antoinette’s bedroom in Versailles. Click for better quality.

Please do not repost or remove my watermark. 

youngblackandvegan:

yeah no

i’m not one of those people that will preach unconditional sex positivity

because some people’s “kinks” are having sex with children

and rubbing their genitals on random people on the train

so na

miss me with the lectures about “kink shaming”

because there is a line

and way too many people cross it

fuckingnaps:

Red keepin it real

fuckingnaps:

Red keepin it real

(Source: missdontcare-x)

crispysnakes:

Blue Moon - WT (boa constrictor imperator - BCI)

If all goes well and the weather holds up this girl should go out next week.  She’s such a sweet tempered snake.

(Source: emojustinyoung)

classichorrorblog:

House Of 1000 Corpses

classichorrorblog:

House Of 1000 Corpses

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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